The 2025 Demotivational Wall Calendar (A funny, uninspirational, and humorous 12"x12" monthly calendar. Makes a great gag gift / white elephant present)

Are you tired of all the motivational calendars and posters that urge you to work hard and be a productive human being? Do you want to give up all ambition and live an aimless, carefree existence? Then this calendar is for you! Each month has an uninspiring quote that will give you a little extra demotivation to slack off on that project at work, miss your most important appointments, and avoid spending quality time with your family. You'll also find the dates of many obscure holidays that will reinforce your torpor, like Public Sleeping Day and Ditch New Year's Resolutions Day. The gorgeous photos will demotivate you even more, as you can sit and stare at them for hours, wishing you were somewhere else.

*By purchasing this calendar, you agree to hold Collier Publishing LLC and its employees harmless should you lose your job, receive divorce papers from your spouse, become estranged from your children, or gain an ungodly amount of weight.